Use face paint in place of filters, then print out copies of your latest selfie and distribute them on the street

Train a fleet of carrier pigeons to deliver your messages every morning to keep your streaks

Carve carefully thought out emoji sequences into trees for your crush to find

Share stories via a Stetson-wide email blast

Use smoke signals to rant about the ridiculous way your name was misspelled on your  Starbucks cup

Put pictures of your Sunday brunch in bottles and set them adrift in the Atlantic

Use Bob Ross tutorials to paint pictures of you hammocking in Palm Court’s “Happy Little Trees”

Send shade about the annoying kid in class to your BFF via telegram

Buy decoder rings and write encrypted letters to your friends

Revert to truly prehistoric means of communication…like Twitter