St. Patrick’s Day Puns That’ll Have You Dublin Over in Laughter

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Cheers to today’s Holy Trinity: Guinness, green, and getting lucky. Remember to wear green or you’ll be in a pinch. (Haha!) After tonight, you’ll find me with my usual bowl of Lucky Charms and only wearing green on Fridays. Until then, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

  1. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

  2. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.

  3. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.

  4. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

  5. What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’furniture!

  6. How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.