St. Patrick’s Day Puns That’ll Have You Dublin Over in Laughter
March 17, 2018
Cheers to today’s Holy Trinity: Guinness, green, and getting lucky. Remember to wear green or you’ll be in a pinch. (Haha!) After tonight, you’ll find me with my usual bowl of Lucky Charms and only wearing green on Fridays. Until then, Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
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Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
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Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? Because you don’t want to press your luck.
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Irish! Irish Who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
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What’s Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O’furniture!
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How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover? Because they are hard to find and lucky to have.
